Police in Addis Ababa arrested Ethiopian woman for wearing fake butt pads [Satire]

· Apr 1st, 2014 · 0 Comment

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The whole thing started two weeks ago, when Senait a 24-year-old Ethiopian girl
was talking with her boy friend about the most important subject in the world, their relationship. She didn’t realize her boyfriend didn’t hear a word of what she was saying.
He was staring at a girl with a perfect figure and big bottom for a good seven minutes.

Since then she was planning to find ways to make her bottom bigger and catch the eyes of her beloved boyfriend. After two weeks of contemplating she finally decided to buy fake butt pads from the street of Addis for 20 birr.

On Saturday August 3, 2013, Senait picked the perfect dress that will bring out her figure and brand new “booty”.

She was five minutes away to meet her boy friend when Police officer Teketel noticed an unusually big butt.
Officer Teketel was amazed by Senait’s awesome posture, especially the perfectness of her bottom and started to walk behind her.
However after few minutes of intense staring at Senait’s butt, Teketel noticed her bottom was stiff and didn’t bounce at all. He got alarmed about it and stopped Senait.
He explained to her the situation and arrested her for “suspicious inactivity”.

Update 1: Senait was released after officer Teketel gave her a two day seminar on how men know the perfect butt from the bad one.

In related news a new radio show will be launched under the name ”ማቄጥ ለተሳናቸው” to give hope for those women who are insecured about the size of their butt.


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